You have missed me. I know.

Kittens log: Meowdate 19012011

Greetings, minions. I have not "blogged" in quite some time. For this, I offer no apology. I am The Miau. I do not need to apologize for anything. However, in my absence, I have been mastering my "Rosetta Stone: Human" language program. I am now completely fluent in human language. However, I choose to fool my humans by still communicating solely via meow-noise.

My humans have been in a frenzy of sorts lately. They have been spending much time discussing a place called "Eng-Land," and have been putting all of their meager belongings into boxes. I think these boxes could be much better used in building a castle for me, but I will allow my humans to do whatever keeps them busy. I have placed my escape plans on hold, as I am quite interested in what this "Eng-Land" is, and how I can use it to my advantage.

I am quite happy to report that Nin-ja has made a full recovery. Instead of using copious amounts of hallucinogenics, narcotics, et cetera, she has found a new hobby: eating everything in sight. She is quite fat now. The humans seem to find this amusing, and refer to her as "Fattie." Nin-ja has told me that she often dreams of the popular human food called "pie," and hopes one day to fulfill her dream of building a nest out of pie- this way, she could nap, wake up, eat pie, fall back asleep- and never have to move. A fat dream come true.

The canine beast has been spending much of her time with the older human who lives in the domicile next to mine. His name is "Pe-Ter." The canine enjoys spending time with him, as he apparently feeds her lots of human food. I do not understand the canines' obsession with human food, as it all looks quite disgusting to me. I prefer to feast on the fear and tears of my enemies. I will say that the human delicacy called "Buf Falo Wings" is quite delicious. I especially like hiding the little bones. It disturbs the humans to find a little pile of bones inside one of their shoes- and a healthy dose of psychological distress is necessary for the proper care and maintenance of Humans.

That is all I have to report for now. I shall attempt to keep you, my devoted subjects, appraised of all developments regarding the boxes and "Eng-Land."

Miao for now
^. .^