I haven't added to the Kittens log in some time, as there hasn't been much to report.
Nin-ja has put herself into rehab. Now she spends all of her time laying about on the floor and making strange noises. Withdrawal must be difficult. However, she has been eating the pointy leaves off the humans indoor plants...i'm not sure if these have any sort of effect, but it seems to calm her down.
The dogbeast has taken to laying atop a cushion "pillow" thing, and thrusting at it in a sort of frenzy. Very odd.
The humans had a gathering the other night. I'm not quite sure of the reason, but i can only assume it was some sort of brainstorming session. There was much talking, however as the humans were all outside, sucking on those little rolled things with the smelly vapor that comes out the end, i couldn't hear what they were discussing. Silly humans. If they're attempting some sort of takeover, don't they know that I would be the best one to consult? All of their feeble brainpower combined does not even come close to equalling the sort of genius in one of my mighty paws. But, alas, they seem contented to merely rub me and make faces at me. I tolerate this demeaning behaviour only in order to have material for my thesis: humankind and tendancies towards lunacy. It will be a fascinating read, i assure you.
Ah. I must be going now. Nin-ja is apparently hallucinating. She's screaming something about a humanchild crawling on the ceiling. I'm almost inclined to say i liked her better when she was on the 'nip.
Sigh.
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