Kittens log: Meowdate 120909:

The humans are puzzled by our behaviour this evening. Nin-ja and I have spent the last twenty miaunutes staring out of the window, which seems to perplex Human #1 to no end. Nin-ja was merely hallucinating- more of the evil humanchildren, it seems- whilst I was merely staring out of the window to humour her. However, upon seeing the baffled state of Human #1, i persisted in staring, merely to toy with her. She has apparently decided that Nin-ja and I could see "ghosts," whatever those might be. The humans are so easy to play with. Silly humans.

What I did notice in staring out of the window was a large number of small creatures, long of tail and scaly of skin. They're fairly small, and skitter about most quickly. I believe they're called "Izzard" or "Lizz" something or other. (My progress with my Rosetta Stone: Human is coming along quite nicely, might I add.) I wonder, could I use my considerable powers of mind to control these small creatures? They would make lovely minions. So tiny, so harmless looking...no one would ever suspect them as the tools for my global domination. I must get to work on this. However, I will have to figure out how to get to the Out Side. I've made a couple of, dare I say- feeble attempts to escape. However, the damp conditions Out Side, and my weakness for food have led me back to captivity. The dogbeast seems to have a knack for coming and going Out Side as it pleases, but when I try to inquire as to its secrets, it merely stares then begins licking itself, or chasing the bright coloured round objects lying around the domecile. One day I shall perservere.

I haven't much else to report. Aside from the hallucinations, Nin-ja seems to be doing quite well with the rehab. I don't much care for her latest habit though, which consists of quoting verses from The Time Traveller's Wife at me. I think she chose this book merely because it's on one of the human's easier-to-reach bookshelves. Ah, if only the humans knew we read their books when they were gone! I was particularly intrigued by some book called the "Cosmo Sutra" or something. Lots of pictures, but not much explanation. Must be a human thing.

Miao for now.

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they're moving in herds...

Kittens log: Meowdate 05092009

I haven't added to the Kittens log in some time, as there hasn't been much to report.

Nin-ja has put herself into rehab. Now she spends all of her time laying about on the floor and making strange noises. Withdrawal must be difficult. However, she has been eating the pointy leaves off the humans indoor plants...i'm not sure if these have any sort of effect, but it seems to calm her down.

The dogbeast has taken to laying atop a cushion "pillow" thing, and thrusting at it in a sort of frenzy. Very odd.

The humans had a gathering the other night. I'm not quite sure of the reason, but i can only assume it was some sort of brainstorming session. There was much talking, however as the humans were all outside, sucking on those little rolled things with the smelly vapor that comes out the end, i couldn't hear what they were discussing. Silly humans. If they're attempting some sort of takeover, don't they know that I would be the best one to consult? All of their feeble brainpower combined does not even come close to equalling the sort of genius in one of my mighty paws. But, alas, they seem contented to merely rub me and make faces at me. I tolerate this demeaning behaviour only in order to have material for my thesis: humankind and tendancies towards lunacy. It will be a fascinating read, i assure you.

Ah. I must be going now. Nin-ja is apparently hallucinating. She's screaming something about a humanchild crawling on the ceiling. I'm almost inclined to say i liked her better when she was on the 'nip.

Sigh.

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