Sunday, July 19, 2009

the canine one has snapped....again.,..

Kittens log: Meowdate 190709

The one the humans (I have decided that "humans" are too lowly a life form to merit capitalization) call "Guinn-e" seems to have finally lost control. Human #1 had just taken the beast outside, where the wet stuff was falling out of the sky. Apparently, this has caused the canine beast to go beserk. Upon its return inside, it began running around in circles and snorting, whilst rubbing itself on things, possibly in an attempt to get the wet stuff off.
Silly beast.
It's still doing it. The rubbing and scampering, I mean.
Doesn't it know that when something is bothering it, the best course of action is to sit regally until a human notices your quandry and promptly attends to it. As it is, the humans are merely laughing at the beasts' travails. Cruel humans. It is rather amusing though, I suppose.
Nin-ja doesn't seem to know what to make of it either. She stared at the beast for a moment, mildly amused, but now has reverted to her favourite activity- playing with stray items she finds on the floor. In this case, it's one of the crunchy things that the humans sometimes bring in attached to their shoes. Leaves, that's the word for it. Whatever it's called, it has Nin-ja in a high state of amusement. But, really, anything amuses that nip-addict.
On that subject, earlier today, Nin-ja entertained a guest by the name of "Fang." Not personally acquainted with this particular feline, I merely sat and gazed at him in a haughty fashion, awaiting some sort of postulation, or at the least, an introduction. However, the creature must have been intimidated by my sheer glory, as it seemed uninclined to speak with me. He and Nin-ja retired to the small hot room in the back of the domicile- the one with the hanging cloth things and black floor- for a few moments, then emerged looking somewhat red-eyed and giggly. As if I had no doubt as to what they were up to. Nin-ja has sworn she only "partakes" now and then, on special occasions. But, to her, a special occasion is anything from being first to defecate in a freshly cleaned sandbox to finding a new piece of debris to play with. Silly child. Perhaps when she has attained my years of wisdom, she will understand.
There is really nothing else new to report. The humans seem to ignore my commands for foodstuffs. The way it works is I climb the laddery thing up to where the food is, they take notice, then give me foodstuffs. They seem to be occupied though, feasting themselves. I suppose I shall allow them to finish their repast, but then if my demands continue to be ignored, I shall have to use force.
We shall see.
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Friday, July 17, 2009

So, this "blogging" is what humans do for "fun..."

Kittens Log: Meowdate 170709:
Yet another day of being surrounded by peasants. Honestly. The dog-creature spends its time sniffing itself or gamboling around my Humans. The Other Cat- "Nin-ja," i believe is the name my Human gave her- apparently has been dabbling in the catnip again. She has spent the better part of the day careening psychotically around the domicile, muttering about day-glo mice and tiny "leprechauns." She spends too much time watching the Human tele-vision box when the Humans are out. And too much time and monies on the weed. I keep telling her to lay off, but she insists she can quit whenever she wants. Sigh. Children. What can you do?

Only one of my Humans is home today. Fortunately, it's my favourite human- the one i've owned the longest. She goes by the Human name of "Jes-se," however i simply refer to her as Human #1. This is, mind you, a position of great honour. To be "Human #1" is the highest possible title that can be bestowed upon a human. The other one, a male, and apparently #1's consort, (therefore, by default, referred to as "Human #2) is not present at the moment. He must be at The Work, or whatever they call the place they go to when they're not here. My understanding of Human is still fairly basic. I am doing quite well with my "Rosetta Stone: Human" CD-ROM, however, i can only practice when the Humans aren't here, lest they suspect anything.
We must never let the Humans know we understand them. This is crucial. Otherwise they might attempt to harness our mighty power and put it to some sort of deviant use- like dancing in adverts for car insurance or whatever it is that they've forced that reptile-creature to do on the tv box. Guy-ko or something like that. Poor creature.
I must be off. To keep the Humans confused, i have a strict schedule to follow, and the next hour is supposed to be spent hunting invisible flies.
The Humans must never know.

Miao for now.

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